Sam Burch

Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch

Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...

by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023

sam russell

A posh southerner that stinks

Ew it’s a Sam russell

by Sam Russell August 5, 2020

Sams

Exactly the same as the phrase "same", but ✨cooler✨

"Bro I hate capitalism"
"Sams."

by Pseudonym229 January 24, 2021

Sam O

A young lady, whom traps a gentleman with a pregnancy. Throughout it she will deny it, except while drunk. Then claims she’s ready for more children and wants to start “trying.”

Hey Kristen, you see that doctor over there? I’m going to Sam O his ass!
It was at that moment she decided to poke holes in the condoms, and fully embraced her title of “Sam O.”

by The doc is in February 29, 2020

Sam Hung

A hardworking man in high school, and has a fucking height that makes William jealous.

William: Hey Sam!
Sam Hung: Where?

William: Down here......
Sam: Oh, sorry. You are too short. I didn’t see you at the first time.

by Mr.Slug March 24, 2021

sam tomboy

Sam Tomboy is a funny teenage tomboy who wishes she could be like CoryxKenshin, Markiplier, and Jacksepticeye.

Who is that on YouTube?
Might be Sam Tomboy.

by Sammy1516 August 24, 2018

Samurai Sam

A retarded user on the website who hates America and hates patriotism and makes fun of country music especially Toby Keith and Lee greenwood who both are men who make songs praising America which is something every American should do

Hey dude did you the that guy Samurai Sam on urban dictionary he’s a total douche bag

by #buttLICKER February 9, 2025