glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.
Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.
by Botta Bing July 29, 2019
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Hubble Monster

The gurgling mess of unknown food products in your stomach after eating at the Drake University dining hall. You will need to clear at least 30 minutes out of each day for designated bathroom time.
Steven - “My stomach hurts and I have diarrhea, I shouldn’t have eaten at the dining hall because I now have to face the Hubble Monster.”
by Jaccauley 1 February 21, 2021
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MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.
He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster
by Borderline_Savant May 08, 2025
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Fanny Monster

A person (generally a dude) who devours fanny.
"Man Tiger Woods goes crazy when he gets a whiff of fanny, I think he slept with like three chicks at that party at Jorge's last week", "Yeah bro, Tiger's a fanny monster all right."
by Don cheadle July 24, 2016
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monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen
"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"
by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024
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cuddle monster

harleigh reece olivia hunter morrow
harl doesn’t get cuddles until she admits she’s the cuddle monster
by themagicaldonke February 28, 2025
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