Shroom cut

When your friend has had too much shrooms and now he looks like toad

Are u addicted again? Cuz u got a shroom cut!

by Boiiooio January 17, 2019

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

cut

how the heck did you manage to misspell cute

that cat was so cut!
the hell you manage to misspell cute while talking-

by dontyoulikespaghettios June 8, 2024

Cuts

Sex

I need some cuts

by BLK Agency March 31, 2021

ket cut

A hair cut usually occupied by a drug dealer or a druggy, they spend all their money their mum gave them for a haircut on ket, so they can’t afford a hair cut

Greg- what number trim is that ??
Lew- Ahhhh don’t sweat it mate, it’s a ket cut

by feesh June 13, 2018

Cut

A "CUT" is a vest that motorcycle enthusiasts wear. Usually made of denim or leather.

Before you hit the road you better put on your cut.

by CootieBrown December 13, 2023