Koala Bear Weekend

Koala Bear's sleep up to 22 ours a day. So a Koala Bear Weekend is one spent mostly sleeping.

What are you doing this Saturday?

Koala Bear Weekend, Don't call me until at least 10pm.

by SarnXero March 29, 2010

Bear Grylls it up

Term used to refer to a specific type of outdoor a activity, usually camping, but with a Man vs. Wild twist i.e. just sleeping under the stars tent-less, making a snow cave, etc. The suggestion is often immediately shot down because it is stupid.

Dude, all the rooms up at the lodge are full and the hotel are expensive.

Let's just Bear Grylls it up!

Are you fucking crazy? I'm not sleeping in a goddamn snow cave!

by Notnobody December 29, 2009

Polar Bear Bags

The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.

"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"

by ChristieD June 27, 2008

Bloody Polar Bear

When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo

John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night

Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw

by Bucknasty Bizzy February 22, 2011

bad news bears

a phrase used in response to bad news or situations.

The Royal Tenenbaums isn't playing tonight? Bad news bears :(

by Bungalow Bill December 16, 2001

menacing teddy bear

someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.

guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it

guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door

guy1) uh, yeah no problem...

guy2) thanks

guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear

by noneofyourconcern72 July 3, 2011

Backwards Koala Bear

A sex position perfected by the Aussies, the Backwards Koala Bear involves a fursuit and lots of eucalyptus leaves. One must also speak only in an Australian accent until orgasm is achieved.

Kyle was a master of the Backwards Koala Bear until his liver gave out.

by IWDFF January 14, 2010