Hard Cosby

A mixed drink consisting of hard alcohol, Viagra/Cialis, and Rohypnol/Roofalin. Used primarily by gold digging hoes trying to get knocked up by rich celebrities, people trying create blackmail material, and general psychotic fuckers.

A: Dude why would fuck that ho without a rubber?
B: I didn't fuck her, she raped me.
A: How can a woman rape a man?
B: She made me a Hard Cosby instead of a gin & tonic.
A: Oh shit, see that's why you make your own drinks.

by Zeteo Logos July 12, 2017

Hard Lemonade

When you have to piss really bad, and you get a boner.

Friend -"Damn Mike, you look really stressed out over there."
Mike- "Dude, I just got hard lemonade and it's raging!"

by Jackhignarly October 19, 2017

metro hard as fuck

A random sentence that a douchebag says.

“The lady at shipleys bought our donuts”
“Metro hard as fuck”

by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022

Gyp Too Hard

When someone murders their own mother after being pushed to the brink.

she had to gyp too hard because her mama was doing too much and now she’s got life in prison. it’s sad really

by malakaloo January 09, 2024

Hard POV Tripping

Exlamation.

When you planned a chill night with your boys but you end up taking acid and see the astral things.
You turn to your friends and let them know you tripped weel saying : Hard POV Tripping.

*sees a dragon in the bathroom *
Hard POV Tripping man, that was crazy.

by BomberTrip July 30, 2020

guillotine hard on

In spy X family episode three one of the main characters: Yor gets hard from a guillotine

Guy 1: bro watch spy family.
Guy 2: I did, bro got hard from a guillotine.
Guy 1:GUILLOTINE HARD ON

by N-doggster March 04, 2024

Hard can't

Something you actually can't do, as opposed to something you shouldn't do.

Me: We can't go there, there's a fence.
She: There's no barbed wire, it's not a hard can't.

by suede-o-nym April 20, 2015