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God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.
Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"
by Luna_hermione October 4, 2011
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God's Joint

The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.
Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!
by MashMaster December 16, 2010
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fire god

When you stick a burning branch up her or his asshole
by Paris is gay May 12, 2018
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the god play

(Informal) A term used while playing competitive multiplayer to describe an allied player’s optimal use of a character’s abilities or weapons.

(Formal) A strategic play made by an ally that swung the tempo or lead of a game in your teams favor, typically for the win!
(Informal)

“Alright team! All we need to do is engage the enemy team safely and secure the objective....oh my.....The God Play!?? Let’s goooooo“

(Formal) “It’s Late game girls and we need something big! Courtney let’s combine our characters abilities and go for The God Play!!!”
by FoxxyBeb June 24, 2018
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Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.
I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge
by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017
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God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.
"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"
by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004
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God's Weld

The seam that travels down the middle of the ballsack and to the asshole.
Dude my gooch has been itching all day!

You're gooch? Man that's God's Weld!
by DatSasquatch January 1, 2022
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