Japanese turd

A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.

Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.

by Creekdaddy70 February 29, 2024

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Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

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A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.

by Buttmunch1! October 09, 2022

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Laying down a layer of asswipe in the toilet before taking a shit, greatly reducing the possibility of leaving skid marks.

Before blowing an O-ring at my girlfriends’s house I put a turd bib in the toilet bowl so no residual will be left behind.

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Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.

“Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd ”

by urasscrack January 12, 2019

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Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.

Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"

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When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.

Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.

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