his cock purple
by OpEnchanter October 19, 2023
Get the purplemug. when you put your dick in the freezer for an extended period of time, and proceed with sexual activity
by Zaye May 18, 2018
Get the purple yetimug. A song by Marvin Gaye, Purple snowflakes. Pretty and beautiful but, some you love is about to die or a natural disaster is going to happen. Pink snow exists but that won’t do damage. If you see purple snowflakes or purple snow in general, run!
by Yascodya December 8, 2024
Get the Purple snowflakesmug. A ridiculously strong drink which, when combined, turns a slightly scary colour purple. It has an aniseed taste (because of the aftershock) but is not that difficult to swallow. This drink is NOT recommended without ice or to be served at anything but below room temperature. Ingredients required:
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)
Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)
Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).
by Sp1cybeef August 1, 2012
Get the Purple lovin'mug. Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020
Get the Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Lovemug. To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made
Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.
Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.
by Istabu2day April 6, 2022
Get the Purple carrot marinaramug. After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.
by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016
Get the purple turtlemug.