A usually socially awkwardly person excessive internet use and isolation from other human beings. Can be perverted and rarely has friends and if he does they are not loyal towards him they originally think he’s good guy but discover his true perverted socially akward personality. Usually likes the opposite of what the crowd likes and not many people like him. Excessively talks about stuff no one cares about. PLEASE DONT BE A SOCIALLY AKWARD HUMAN!
Socially Akward Child: Oh my god! GPUs have gone up because of bitcoin miners!
Everyone Else: SHUT UP (SOCIALLY AKWARD PERSONS NAME) NO ONE CARES!!!
Everyone Else: SHUT UP (SOCIALLY AKWARD PERSONS NAME) NO ONE CARES!!!
by Jerry H. Collins 156 February 14, 2018
When a person doing a social experiment follows a camera man that is walking backwards while explaining the dumb shit that he is going to do.
look at that idiot, he's doing the social experiment walk.
by definer182 April 19, 2017
by Social Media Expert December 06, 2021
A social justice warrior that sows discord compulsively to satisfy their need for attention and validation, often by asserting their entitled opinion with unbridled hatespeach and delusional bias
by Blake unknown April 27, 2019
The social anxiety gays feel about interacting with other gays, especially at a crowded lgbt establishment such as a gay bar or club.
My gay friend: Hey wanna go to (gay bar name) tonight?
Me (also gay): I can’t deal with all these gays tonight, too much gay social anxiety.
Me (also gay): I can’t deal with all these gays tonight, too much gay social anxiety.
by Dill_111 February 11, 2024
An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 13, 2015
A condition on the body that when exposed to people if close proximity, shuts down and begins to vibrate at large speeds, causing instant death through exploding.
I suffer from Social Distintitus.
by Spicey_burrito May 05, 2020