Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
by Rusty spork March 24, 2020
Get the social distancing conversationsmug. A Finnish video game company developing a 2.5D MMO which will supposedly support a real-money storefront.
by caffeinemike June 24, 2023
Get the Social Firstmug. When you have so much you want to say at one time, but you don’t want to overwhelm the person . And you’re not even sure if they even want to talk to you in the first place, so you just end up keeping it all to yourself. And it builds up overtime as you come up with more things you want to talk about.
Internal Monologue: “I have so much I want to say to him, but I don’t know if I should say it all at once. I don’t want to be overwhelming. Maybe I’ll just say a little at a time .. Gosh he’s been so busy lately, does he even feel like talking to me? I guess I’ll just keep it all to myself right now and wait till he’s more available to talk to.. Gosh! I have so much social constipation waiting for the right timing to talk . :’( and I keep coming up with more to say!”
by de3le3 November 25, 2021
Get the Social Constipationmug. by Thorgorath November 4, 2022
Get the Horrors Of Socialismmug. by definition_pro1 July 1, 2024
Get the social constructmug. Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
Get the Social mediamug. An ecletic type of confidan. This type of socialite is well known as renowned and with culture. Usually a social orchid is held among the highest esteem, and never demands respect, but always is treated with such.
Larry: Jane is the epitome of a social orchid.
John: She stunning and exudes so much confidence.
Larry: 10 10 10
John: 10 out 8.
Larry: Shes so over the top.
John: Future Model, Executive, and Socialite.
John: She stunning and exudes so much confidence.
Larry: 10 10 10
John: 10 out 8.
Larry: Shes so over the top.
John: Future Model, Executive, and Socialite.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
Get the social orchidmug.