jack merril

Jack Merril is one of God's most precious creations he loves taki's but also has an interest in dinamita's jack is most likely w plump boy who might try to eat 6 apples but will always come back to taki's Jack is truly the best human ever

Jack Merril is the taki King

by Poopy pants shield December 13, 2017

Jack-a-doo

masturbating "jacking off" while defecating "doo doo"

I had a hot date tonight I was running late so I took a jack-a-doo

by Jack-a-doo February 19, 2017

jack mcnaughton

The sexiest man alive he is cool.

Wow , he is such a jack McNaughton

by Bob mcgeeeeee June 25, 2016

Flap Jacked

The instance of a man unexpectedly getting hit (skin to skin) with another man's penis in a nude bar.

Pat turned around to his buddy at the nude bar and says" Dude that guy just Flap Jacked me with his dick and it touched my hand!

by MGM629 August 8, 2016

Jack Harries

British YouTuber, Jack Harries has been active on youtube since 2012. He started his YouTube channel because he was not accepted in university. He and his brother Finn Harries, graphic designer, have become very popular. One of their most watched videos has been "Our Climate Change". Jack is still active on youtube and has currently 4,222,000+ subscribers.

My BFF: ZAYUMMM! Who that bae?
Me: Jack Harries...
My BFF: I like him...
Me: You can have him, but Finn IS MINE
My BFF: Who?
Me: You'll see...

by xoxo Meg July 23, 2016

Shit-jacking

The action of a male jacking off while taking a shit.

"Damn, he has been gone for a long time in the bathroom.. He must be shit-jacking!"

by PleaseEndThisHell20 January 6, 2017

Jack Jarman

The most defined power of strength. Be careful around this man. A Jack Jarman will not display any emotion until he's provoked. Just 1% of an angry Jack Jarman is enough to kill a human being and even tranquilize a herd of elephants.

I ran into a Jack Jarman the other day. Wet myself three times in his presence.

That guy used about 10% Jack Jarman during that fight.

Tripped a Jack Jarman up the other day. Instantly died.

by Professor Stuart Dio December 3, 2019