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cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives
Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1
by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018
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Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.
Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?
by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019
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Graham Cracker Cookie

The poor man’s desert.

It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.

It’s delightful with milk.
Have you tried Graham cracker cookies? I always used to make them as a kid.
by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019
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Monday Cookie

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!
by Racecur September 22, 2018
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Heat Cookie

Baker Mayfield GRABBED HIS HEAT COOKIE See Yahoo Sports on first round NFL draft on 4/26/2018
by oldclickie May 31, 2018
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COOKIE

A shy but kind person. She loves to read and finds the dumest things funny. She is also extremely sexy and has a big ass. When she falls in love she falls in love deep. Also a ginger with long hair. The man that loves her will not be able to keep his hands off her.
Dam, that Girl is such a Cookie.

Dam cookie is so sexy, I love her!!
by Dogcat123321 May 31, 2018
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Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.
“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills
by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018
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