free pretzel

The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.

Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?

by PotatoFamine June 12, 2018

Fap Free February

An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.

Hey dude are you participating in Fap Free February?

by ItWouldAppearToBeMe December 13, 2018

free hat

when thw male ejaculates with a condom on and the girl takes the condom and wears it like a hat

damn man my girlfriend did a free hat and then her friend came out of the closet and then the last thing i knew was that i was on a threesome

by diego´s friend May 16, 2021

first month free

A female Dino eats a orange political figure 34 times exactally and then performs a satanic ritual.

First month free is coll

by Jeb bush enrich killduff x joe December 8, 2017

FREE BOLE

THE BOLEMAN HOUSE has been locked up and in a pen for an unknown cause but this term is used to show awareness for the locking of THE BOLEMAN

Ayy yo hear what happens to bole. Yeah, that’s tuff FREE BOLE

by Anonymous unknown person September 7, 2019

Free kicking

Hanging out with a person/people who use you for free or without a form of compensation.

Darryl: yo, pop out to this party with me bro.

Michael: nah, I ain't free kicking it with them users bro.

by E4K Cue September 30, 2025

Free Range Chicken

A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.

Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.

by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015