Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.

Man I just shit out a mud turkey.

by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014

Mud

Heroin

Human:Yo wya,you tryna roll tonight?
Other human:nah man,I gotta split to cop some MUD.

by Dragg$ June 8, 2018

Kentucky Mud Dog

The act of sucking a turd out of someone’s ass.

“Man this asshole guy said he wanted to fuck my girlfriend!” “You ought to show him a real asshole and make him give you a Kentucky Mud Dog!”

by Chevylanche October 16, 2025

Out da mud

Where da kid gets it.

Da Kid been getting it out da mud since nine five baby!

by Mudman23 March 9, 2021

I EAT MUD

Ducking hentai looking orangutans bitch mother fucker

I EAT MUD. YES I JUST EAT MUD

by WHO TF SAID ASKED April 9, 2021

mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.

The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!

by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003

eat dick mud

sturdy NY slang big bro spider man and venom say

yo eat dick mud

by Lachaballs June 9, 2024