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shit walk

When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.
Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.
by Toggi October 13, 2008
mugGet the shit walkmug.

Walking target

Someone that has yet to be caught but is asking to be taken off. As they come across as having a death wish.

Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.

As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.

As having them around makes people want to hurt them.

Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.

Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
This guy is cursing at everyone and laughing at everyone's pain, he's so sadistic is disgusting. Does he have a death wish?

Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023
mugGet the Walking targetmug.

grid walk

Hey man I’m gonna take a grid walk for awhile. Keep streaks?
by firecracker.chick.283 January 21, 2018
mugGet the grid walkmug.

The walk past

When a person with no morals squeezes their butt cheeks to hold on to their most atrocious and vile intestinal gas and then walks past a person and opens their butt cheeks and releases the most revolting (clear the room) has into the unassuming persons nostrils. ‘The walk past’.
He sat in the corner chair suspiciously smiling and then nonchalantly did the walk past, leaving a wave of revolting egg fart stench right up my nostril! Leaving me to scream and nearly pass out!
by Ydnabrab March 23, 2019
mugGet the The walk pastmug.

SOCIAL WALK

Playing scrabble with your cousin online, she hasn't said anything funny in ages and you need a pee, so you just gotta take a SOCIAL WALK
Tracy wouldn't let her self go with her sense of humour and so I had to take a SOCIAL WALK
by JAD1965 November 14, 2009
mugGet the SOCIAL WALKmug.

bald walk

by tjobree May 12, 2020
mugGet the bald walkmug.

Soggy walk

Ftgv made this word let's make this is urban dictionary
It's when your wet and walk weird SoGgY WaLk
by TROPICALME July 3, 2020
mugGet the Soggy walkmug.

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