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Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

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by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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I'm finna steal

If I see a single endgame spoiler, I'm finna steal.
by cb21 May 5, 2019
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I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"
by jerilds April 25, 2024
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I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me
mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
by Megilv June 17, 2024
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I'm game

I am game!
Means emphatically a 'yes'.
When you are up for something (to do). When you want to be included into the said activity.
Harry says, "Are you up for a game of golf tomorrow, John?"
John replies, "I'm game!"
by jujickson April 26, 2004
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I'm a creature of the dark

Gracie McGarrah is a creature of the dark.
I'm a creature of the DARK!!!!!!!!!!! It means I do be a dark creature.
by Dark Creature September 21, 2020
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I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.
"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."
by Higgs66 February 8, 2017
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