finger blasting

making a gesture in the shape of a gun with your hand, and proceding to pretend you are shooting someone. Usually perfected by people in their mid-30's

"Man, that facker started finger blasting me at the party like he thought he was cool."

by ToMo October 29, 2003

finger blasting

A very physical displaying of both middle fingers at someone

I called her a cunt and got a healthy finger blasting.

by nokturnal_1 October 28, 2003

Witch Finger

The penis of a really hot girl that comes as the worst surprise at the worst of times.

Or as seen in Clerks II, a girl with a very large clit.

"Yo man, that girl was so hot, but then I went to go down on her and she had a witch finger."

"Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?

Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?

Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!

Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about."

by TheBlackAdept November 6, 2012

Fast Fingers

Someone fast to reply, but slow to think about the things just written.

Look at fast fingers emo making stupid comments on Reddit again!.
Donnie Trump could have small hands but he's fast fingers for sure!.

by Kokon June 6, 2019

Slippy Finger

Slippy Finger - after the performing the art of hand sex on a lady, one may be left with a rather moistured and smelly finger. Thus being slippy finger.

" Dude i just poked that girl over ther and she gave me real bad slippy finger "

by robocopx666 October 25, 2008

shitty fingers

this is what someone who fingers their own arsehole has.

jonny get ur shitty fingers away from me you fucking 12 year old shagger

by ciarab June 8, 2005

Spider Finger

Spider Fingers refers to a skill utilized in rock climbing. It is usually utilized in bouldering, but its use is not limited to sport climbing. An individual moves his/her fingers much like a spider would across hard to reach rock surface in order to grip the best possible hold.

Dude I can't reach the hold i'm gonna fall! Yo just spider finger that shit you'll be ok.

I lack the wingspan that douche-bag Chris has for the v5 we tried yesterday but I managed to spider finger up to that massive jug.

by BBatman April 5, 2010