Has a Dick longer than any other dumb "this Name has a long Dick" No. This Ethan has the longest dick and immediately beats all other dicks. Go shove your long Dick up your own Ass!
by Blackwillow73@aol.com May 19, 2020

Ethan is the best person in the world
by CharizardXYZ January 26, 2021

by Sliverisdabest54 May 23, 2020

The most amazing guy you will ever meet is a Ethan he is loyal, handsome, nice he is also a very mature person. A Ethan is great to day or have as a friend because he is very cool and chill.
by @$h!3y November 21, 2021

A cool manz who hates max and broke up with Sydney and wants to beat up maxwell b and is a master of swimming and roblox
by Heahhsshzhzhbsbs February 25, 2020

ethan's humour is so underrated. he is so underrated. i could talk to him for hours to be honest. people like ethan deserve all the happiness they desire, they deserve everything they want. people like ethan are the ones you will remember in 10,20,30 years. one in a million typa guy :)
by dinkled June 15, 2023

literally the friendliest most sustainable guy you’ll ever find and a 10/10 cat dad.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.
person 1: hey is that your friend ethan?
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.
by iheartglee October 6, 2021
