What you call a certain type of friend, even and especially if their name isn't Ethan. That really epic super close friend who seems to always have your back, and always have the perfect advice. They are secretly pulling the strings, orchestrating the perfect solution to whatever problem you're dealing with. Will always listen to what you have to say, and will always brighten the situation with a great joke. Everyone needs an Ethan.
Get yourself an Ethan.
by demonic-ducks March 10, 2024
by Ihateblackpeeople January 20, 2023
Ethan a complete Chad, This absolute Unit of a man will take every moment to assert his dominance upon you. For example you think you're Ethan's good friend Until you and your friend get into an argument and then Ethan comes in and roast you, You say Nothing because you thought he was on your side. All Ethans have at least a 6.7 inch cock this give them the alpha mentality
by wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeee November 25, 2021
Ethan is the chief. He makes gourmet food for his girlfriend. He loves to slowly cook her delicious meals to fill her little tummy.
by Gimmeyo$ September 08, 2022
by Omay_\ November 17, 2021
by Hungry Harold May 12, 2025
Ethan is a amazing guy. When paired with a Sophia he will fuck the shit out of her till she cums blood with his 15 inch shlong. He’s a amazing man so beatutiful and will pull any girl he looks at. Ethan’s have a rival with Dylan’s and always shit on them.
by Ethan’s sexy man August 24, 2021