Ethan&Jayden

they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS

“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”

by ploughsbMx August 6, 2024

ethan

that one guy from portugal; everyone knows ethan

guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

Ethan

A man who breaks out in hives when there’s a female nearby.

“Ethan is always covered in rashes now that he works with three whole women.”

by Nutting All Over Fictional Man June 12, 2025

Ethan Ruano

Won’t let anyone post memes in #general

Why won’t Ethan Ruano let me post memes in #general?

by Rustyboi5506 May 23, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a smart person who has a kind heart, sometimes. He can be very immature, but that's one of his best qualities. He could be your best friend, just make sure you don't take things he says to heart.

Ethan is a fun person to be around.

by @yung_dyx February 28, 2019

Ethan trotter

Sus chungus imposter. No pussy. No freinds. Always sulking there dad off and there mum is sucking you.

Wait who's that kid sucking there dad off

Oh that's ethan trotter

Thats true to the name

by Pussy slayer 4455 August 8, 2021

Ethan

Everyone likes him, but he's super mean to everyone you meet. He is the kind of person to put soap into a fish bowl.

"Who is Ethan?"

"He's the guy that keeps closing that guy Josh's computer."

by Docdarnit April 26, 2019