Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019

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Thrown out of a car

To look disheveled, hip, on fleek, sophisticated, messy, current.. any and all of these things but when comparing to olden days, it’s different than then so it’s a negative.

Girl is wearing jeans and a T-shirt with a messy bun. Guy says to her, ‘50 years ago people would look at you and think what? Was she thrown out of a car?’

by SockeyeToMe June 2, 2019

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Car Wash

When you see a chick with big tits.

She’s got big tits
Guy 1: That chick has huge tits
Guy 2: Nah Thats a A WHOLE DAMN CAR WASH

by VDog97 May 5, 2019

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The Aluminum covered Metal with circles that go's vroom vroom and I'm proud to say I was in 11 car crashes (which means stupid idiot ran into another stupid idiot with cars) and my insurance (Which means Idiots who have a worse life than a Fortnite player) wants to kill

Little kid: What's that?
Me: that's my car, and possibly my new grave yard.

by Scarfir May 5, 2019

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National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?

He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day

by A Dumb joke May 11, 2019

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I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo

I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon

by 5G-Star December 4, 2019

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