Putting your feces in a bowl, stirring it up, and ejaculating inside the bowl, while wanking your Weiner in a cheese grater. After you finish stirring, you go out and serve it to the first homeless person you can find. If they don't accept your offering you dump the mix of sperm and feces onto their head.
by Mrs Ma'am April 15, 2024
by dkjmt October 06, 2009
toilet-trained.
by uttam maharjan September 21, 2011
ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
by starry da great December 27, 2024
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."
Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
by Leuitenant Major Bukakke September 01, 2020
by suckitbbbb June 07, 2021