Apple

A retarded fruit. Not a single fuck on this planet likes apples.
And why the fuck are you searching up what apples man.

“Why did my mom give me apples in my lunchbox!?”

by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018

Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

Purse Apple

A small apple which fits easily into the palm of one's hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.

"Man, I really didn't want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the Morrissey concert. Then I remembered I had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!"

by BardicLark October 26, 2016

candy apple

A shiny red badass car

Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).

by locajellz September 3, 2018

Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).

"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."

by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021

Apple juice in a can

Apple juice that has been "de-liquidized" and put into a can.

Person 1: You ever had apple juice in a can?
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!

by TheBigPrisoner February 9, 2022

Apple

1. A company.
2. A fruit, there is many varieties of them. There is sweet, Sour, crunchy...

1. I'm going to the Apple Store.
2. Ooo this apple is rotten!

by Says_The_Kid June 23, 2017