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trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post

person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
mugGet the trains-creepmug.

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
mugGet the European Train Simulatormug.

Train Attack

To attack someone or something with the force of a train.
Im gonna train attack that guy. / I’m gonna train attack that shit.
by TheTrainConductor October 1, 2020
mugGet the Train Attackmug.

J Train

A subway line from the NYC Subway System that is very slow, horrible service, and has filthy subway cars.
The J Train always has crackheads on the trains and service always backs up.
by Anonymous339 March 6, 2022
mugGet the J Trainmug.

Thomas' Train Syndrome

When you travel so far / make so much progress doing something but you don't realize you forgot something utmost necessary, until way later on when it's too late. Named after the episode "Thomas' Train" from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, where the titular character did not realize he was not coupled to the train he thought he was pulling.
Actor: *finishing his stunt for a film* Hey Jeff! Did you see me drive all the way down San Francisco's hills in a school bus, and crash the oil tanker trailer all in one POV take on my GoPro? You've gotta see the end result! I wanna see it too!
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.
by Paul Stompbox June 14, 2024
mugGet the Thomas' Train Syndromemug.

Strange Train

When someone has no self respect or standards and solely hooks up with a string of women he does not know or care to know. Generally a douche bag.
Friend 1, "Man, Jeff sure has been hooking up with a lot of random woman"
Friend 2, "yea, he has really been riding the strange train lately"

"Fucking guy has been on the strange train for a solid month now.

"Wow, he really jumped back on the strange train after his break-up"
by Texas Blouses January 8, 2014
mugGet the Strange Trainmug.

Train

A big metal thing that goes on smaller metal things
by Jœn June 19, 2020
mugGet the Trainmug.

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