Cunt Cracker

The act of spreading cheese on a cracker which lacks the structural integrity to embrace the force of spreading.

Don was spreading goat cheese on a cracker and screamed "cunt cracker!" as the cracker crumbled in his tiny, tiny, baby hands.

by TheBigDumbAnimal July 3, 2017

Cunt Flux

The rate of the flow of semen into a cunt. Caluculated by taking the integral of Cunt dot dA.

Dude, she was so hot. When I came the cunt flux must have been at least 10000.

by B1tchpwnslice September 25, 2010

Cunt Laser

1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.

2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.

1.) Carl is a total cunt laser!

2.) Oh my fuck! Check out the cunt laser on that chick!

by truk213 October 13, 2009

cunt tap

A rather rough, arbitrary hit in the vagina. Such as the female version of getting nut tapped.

If you do that again I'll cunt tap you.

by f1m03 December 23, 2008

cunt chicken

In politics, the game of espousing good, popular policies with the express intention of getting your opponents to reflexively oppose them and therefore look stupid. Particularly used on left Twitter with reference to Jeremy Corbyn, who was the pioneer and master of the game during the 2017 UK general election.

"Corbyn's just playing a game of cunt chicken now to see what the soundest policy is he can come out with that pricks will still say is shit." - first usage from t_manning92 on Twitter

by BakedBeanBreville November 5, 2019

Carpet Cunt

Noun: A woman whose vaginal pubic hair is thorn-like (prickly), thereby inducing a fiery, rugburn like effect on the penis.

"fuck man"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"

by Doorman2k11 October 27, 2011

Cunt Shy

One whom is afraid or shy of the female genatalia.

That guy got cunt shy when she said, lets go fuck at my place.

by Cptn Black Hawk July 18, 2010