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Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!
Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!
by CptDoge November 14, 2016
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Christian LaCaze

Christian LaCaze won the last four Nobel Peace Prizes.
by ThatOneGuy1231 October 1, 2016
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Christian

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by anonymous June 6, 2021
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Christian

Christian is a funny guy, he says stupid things all the time but being around him makes you fall in love with him instantly! He don’t know how to kiss but with a good female by his side will improve that. He’s always focused on himself. When he’s in a relationship age really matters to him. He wants a female for love not there body which is why girls fall for him. He will FaceTime you every night and say the sweetest things. He will even fall asleep on the phone with you & continues the conversation in the morning. He will even sing to you on the phone & make sure you can hear him. He will take you to the movie & he in the most uncomfortable passion ever just to be cuddled up with you. He will pick a scary movie to watch but he’s a little chicken shit. He will act like he don’t wanna be around or with you but when you try to leave he gets all sensitive. He’s a keeper & if you have you a Christian keep him!!
Girl: they are so cute together! You can tell he really loves her!

Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
by Do not put your real name October 8, 2019
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National Dylan and Christian Day

On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.
I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.
by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019
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Christian and Andrea

The best. Soulmates. One of a kind love. Written in the stars. Forever. End of story. The end.
That’s a Christian and Andrea.
by ChristiansWoman August 20, 2023
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Relaxed christian

A person or group who don’t strictly follow the rules of Christianity. Such as; not going to church or not strictly following the bible. Relaxed Christians are some of the only accepting Christians when it comes to homosexuality.
by Remy the ratatouille December 27, 2020
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