A man know for explosive bowels, His short temper his urged to punch walls and claim he just sees red. A man who is sensitive but naive. A yellow fevered British man who couldn’t talk to a wall while making eye contact. A man called Tom is a racist a heart but isn’t malicious. A man who is funny and good chatter but has the IQ of you a stud earring. A man who fetishes Asian girls like they’re the only girls in the world a man who doesn’t flush after a shit. A Tom
by Phil Mitchal January 4, 2024
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He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.
He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.
by Thomas jolley February 17, 2020
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Give him a toilet seat and he will find a way to go upside down with it
Give him a toilet seat and he will find a way to go upside down with it
by Boothy69 November 9, 2023
Get the Tom nieb mug.Tom Jankowiak is the swaggiest person alive , he's a really chill person with a great personality.
He is the sexiest man alive .
He is the sexiest man alive .
by Hytrons November 22, 2021
Get the Tom Jankowiak mug.An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.
Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!
by DVelle March 21, 2021
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Get the Tom mug.Tom is a guy that has glasses. He is usually very nice, not cool, but he is cool. He has hands that do handy things. He has ears too. He alsl has a nose, a small nose, that smells. He has no friends, and is very naughty.... heheheheheheheheh. I wonder what he will do next time to you, naughty naughty.
by hi charlie May 9, 2023
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