Max

Some girl named Jlo is dating him because he is so fricken fine!

Oh look it is max we better get away before Jlo gets here

by !!Who dat April 28, 2025

jump maxing

To be gay but eat pussy

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing

by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018

max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.

Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".

by QuacksO June 21, 2017

Max

a very handsome boy from Virum, Denmark and lots of bootyful gurls love him - he also has a big dick with lots of bitches to sit on it

yo thats a max

by thiccthiccdaddy37 May 23, 2022

Max

Max is the sweetest, nicest, cutest person you will ever meet! you happen to come across a Max, DO. NOT. LET. HIM. GO. she’s definitely a keeper. she’s the bestest friend you can find, and if you ever get a Max for a girlfriend, LUCKY YOU. Max will always be there to make you laugh at hard times, and will do almost anything just to make you smile. Max can be really stubborn at times, but that just makes her even cuter. Max is also very huggable, whenever you hug a Max, you won’t wanna let go. Max’s only come ONE in a lifetime, so make sure to treat her right. Max is also extremely attractive, she is very hot and cute at the same time(which i didn’t even think was possible but here we are). I could write so many more things about Max, but i’m pretty sure this has a character limit. So all i’m gonna say is that Max is the best person you could ever meet.

“That girl is so adorable and attractive”
“Oh, you mean Max?”
“Yea”

by Crunchytoewater May 11, 2022

Max

A rapey little midget who’s always trying to prove himself to make up for his tiny penis and height. Girls run when they see him.

Max: what’s up ladies
Girls: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE RAPIST
Max: Ooooo yeah talking dirty to me baby

by Max whiteman November 23, 2021