Due-Wested

To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of Black and Mild cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include:

1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.

NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!

Dani: Let's get Due-Wested guys!

Shannon: I'll watch.

Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!

2 HOURS LATER...

Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!

Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)

Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.

by Mochalatte March 30, 2011

West Islander

Stick a compass in a bitches pu$$y and try to navigate dat bitch west.

Put a compass in a girls pop nana aka the West Islander

by Butt stuff 12 January 19, 2022

west virginian trochee

When some one shits in another persons asshole , then pours spices into it and lets it ferment.

Me and my gf were tucking around so now we’re making a West Virginian trochee

by Steadied April 3, 2019

West coast wash

A sex position invented in English Bay which consists of holding a girl upside down so she can hand-stand in the Pacific ocean and squirts in your face while you eat her out

Yo bro do see that girl at the bar?
Yeah why?
She gave me the west coast wash last night

by CarmenTheStripper August 7, 2022

West Windsor High School South

fuck ton of indian people. hard as shit school and hella drugs but shits fun besides these indian peopel

faggot west windsor high school south

by skinny nigba laundry basket November 2, 2019

Traverse City West

Either the best or the worst high school you’ve ever heard of/been to. In contrast to the other school in town, Traverse City Central, it is the best (Central sucks). Known for having the best student section in the state of Michigan, adequate sports teams, and “Bring Your Tractor to School Day”.

Person 1: Why were there so many tractors on Silver Lake Road this morning?
Person 2: Must have been Bring Your Tractor to School Day up at Traverse City West.

by dayoop April 5, 2022

Ned west rail

A man with a poor hair cut, who only works on rail projects

That ned west rail has the same shirt as earl.

That ned west rail has a poor haircut

by joe rogers March 29, 2019