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Golden

golden
noun and or verb
ie; a wet shart that can be heard miles away, usually by someone named aubree
ie; a certain teacher in 7th grade somewhere in New Jersey
“Your very golden, Emma.”

Thank you Hadley.”
“I meant the shart.”
I know.”
by heiheigolden April 12, 2022
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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golden mouse club

Elite Group of Treasure Coast LaN party members...
Roy is not in the Golden Mouse Club...
by fookme April 19, 2004
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Golden Curry

Half-white or mixed Indian people. (Hindu, dot). Or any other kind of Indian that have some terrible and mysterious way of exposing your secret Iggy Pop collection. They are a huge threat to Koreans. And possibly Japanese people.
Mallika Lilith Simone and her sister Meru must go to India and bring home a Big Bazaar ASAP! They are to be Jews! They are forever banned from my churches! Even though they’re not curry niggers they are definitely golden curry! Yuck!
by Christian legs November 3, 2021
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Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021
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golden hush puppy

A weapon in Arsenal, a fast-paced first person shooter developed using the Roblox game engine. Deals 25 damage on body shot and one-taps on headshot. Only seen on Arsenal's "Insane Mode", which provides the player with 32 hard-to-use weapons and a golden knife that allows you to double jump. To win, you must get 32 kills with the hard-to-use weapons and golden knife. Among those weapons are the golden hush puppy.
by raphael_1254 November 20, 2021
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Golden Corral Head

When a woman (typically large in size) performs fellacio on a mans penis in a manner akin to the way she would devour various vast portions of food served at the reputable buffet chain Golden Corral.
"Chud, Have you seen the size of Karl's girl."

"Yeah man, she must give some serious Golden Corral Head"
by h0pper March 15, 2022
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