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Golden Urinal

The urinal of my dreams.
The urinal I will risk my life for.
The urinal I will spend an eternity searching for.
The mission I will pass on to my descendants.
This is the urinal that shall one day take over the minds of everyone in this earth, its message will spread out into the Milky Way and it will be the universe’s urinal.
Join me in my mission to obtain the golden urinal!
I will get the golden urinal if it’s the last thing I do
by Beepeepeep November 22, 2023
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Nicholas Golden Valentino

Look! He's crying! He must be Nicholas Golden Valentino
by khaws November 13, 2022
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Golden

Golden is a boy with a big heart but doesn't show it. He gets bored easily and doesn't really get pass the talking stage. He's special and can make your day brighter with just a single text or smile.

Golden may not be very dependable, but is interesting to talk to. He has great taste in music and never really take things seriously unless you start the conversation. However, he may sometimes end the conversation and not reply.

He is sometimes misunderstood and will act heartless because he had cared too much before.
Golden is not heartless, just misunderstood.
by punny jokes April 17, 2021
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Emmy golden

EmmyG is probably the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is funny, bright, and has 100 percent ENFP energy. She is also very sassy and can be a handful sometimes but in a good way. She is also very friendly and confident and has no trouble hitting it up with someone. It's hard to not fall for her but that's okay!
She'll probably reject you in the most sweetest and subtlest way possible, you won't even realize she rejected you. She is also gorgeous and dances like a kpop idol!

She can make your life a movie (a happy one at that!)
Is that Emmy Golden?! I wish she was mine....
by EmmyPete13 October 6, 2022
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Golden Handy

A very good handjob.

It can also refer to a highly embellished handjob or one that is held in high regard by the person the person giving the handjob.
I’m telling you, she is unreal with her technique. Absolute Golden Handy!
by RobertSteele May 20, 2025
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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
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Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.
Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.
by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024
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