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ghetto tease

1. a black kid that thinks he/she is "hard" and resides in Short Pump or Midlothian, VA.

2. someone that thinks a "court" in Richmond refers to basketball or tennis.

3. an individual who "buys" their necessities (food/hygiene/shoes-FLAVES) after the first week of the month.

4. a person who doesn't have or know what a "ghetto twin" is.
Original Ghetto (O.G.): "Hey Jamal, what court u come from?"

Ghetto Tease: "Humphrey Calder".
by KT Andrews February 23, 2013
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Ghetto

Being ranked anything under platinum 5000 in IM Master Academy
You’ve been a P150 for 6 months already. That’s pretty ghetto
by Rubixcubejr23 February 27, 2021
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Ghetto Brilliant

This is when someone puts together a very questionable but hilarious idea and it has been shown that they have put a lot of thought and planning behind it.
An example of Ghetto Brilliant would be tricking people into buying alcohol for a party that you are having, but they really think they are buying it for another purpose.
by Chod-Master September 30, 2010
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ghetto control

next to a grafitti tag, often represents the dominant local mafia, g's, pimps or players.
by liftd1337 September 6, 2017
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Ghetto Delicious

its so simple with little ingredients, but its genius-ly delicious.
"Whats in that?"
"water and kool aid."
"wow, thats ghetto delicious!"
by onfuckinurbandicdude July 9, 2011
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ghetto

ghetto is a word to describe a very black person thing to do or say like how putting a tv on the arm rest of a couch because you dont want to buy a table or maybe more rather what a poor person dose like how when i say poor persons

house you imagane an old run down dirty house that house would be considered ghetto or it could be somthing stupid because they cant afford to accualy do it the right way like if somone walks in a store without a mask ps this was writen during the pandemic of COVID19 so instead of buying a mask they would problobly hold a towel over there face
man 1: lets go to walmart man 2:ok sure but lets go to the one on page rd the other one is super ghetto
by crw187 October 26, 2020
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ghetto hot dog

Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.
Maci was hangry AF so I gave her a ghetto hot dog.
by theoriginalsteevio September 30, 2022
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