top butt ripple fart

When you fart, but only the top half of your butt vibrates.

That was a weird top butt ripple fart.

by Tiojimbethay November 28, 2019

Tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top

Occurs when you're on the rag and giving a guy who's wearing a tie a blow-job. Just before he shoots his load, you reach up and forcibly yank his head downwards so he jizzes in his own face. As he blinks in shock and awe at you, you grab your tampon string and pull it out swiftly, daubing his forehead with a bloody bindi.

I was mad-horny on Monday morning so I invited that hot bald guy from the mailroom into the executive bathroom and gave him a tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top.

by Kiki-jai August 29, 2014

Pillow top mattress life

A lifestyle of ease and simplicity where one lives without worry or concern. In most cases this lifestyle was inhierted and undeserved.

That fool be livin that pillow top mattress life and he's never worked a damn day.

by Mr. Grindle October 26, 2018

Edwin Smokey Top Special

When someone uses their butthole to suck in smoke from a joint, then farts the hybrid poo/weed fumes into someones face and gets high. Created and perfected by the Edwin Day.

Let's hotbox Johnny's bathroom and give each other Edwin Smokey Top Specials!

by big_gulps September 23, 2009

top up music

Meaning, buying a card like topping up your cell phone but instead your buying a card with music downloads on it to top up your ipod with new music.

Sam, bought another itunes top up music card at the grocery store for his ipod. Isnt that the 3rd one this month?

by Overseaz September 27, 2006

Top Keke Memes 69

An absolute Based Chairman who runs the server Proletkult. He is an unironic Maoist, don't ask me, everyone knows that's based.

Man, Top Keke Memes 69 is just the best Maoist I've met!

by Red1917 January 7, 2021

Grade A Top Choice Meat

Referenced in The Wedding Singer by Rob. Meant to describe a fine looking woman who has phenomonal attributes, which you would obviously tap. It is a somewhat derogatory term to refer to a woman as a mere piece of meat, which you would easily take all of.

"Hey man did you see that girl Stacy at the frat this weekend?"
"Oh hell yeah, she was Grade A Top Choice Meat."

by smutgremlin2 August 11, 2008