by Bookmaker777 October 15, 2020

by CaptainVolume October 21, 2016

by Sloppy bro October 15, 2020

Doctor: What do you think caused this UTI?
Girl: It was probably from when my boyfriend gave me a Sloppy Joe.
Girl: It was probably from when my boyfriend gave me a Sloppy Joe.
by BigSlop January 15, 2018

by mayonnaise chapstick October 16, 2020

Gf: Hey babe. Since it's your birthday, do you want to try anal?
Bf: Nah. But a sloppy Dallas before work sounds great
Bf: Nah. But a sloppy Dallas before work sounds great
by Breakfastboy27 October 15, 2020

Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.
by Shaqlord February 1, 2021
