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runescape 

A MMORPG that used to be slightly cool, but thanks to some fucktards at Jagex (the Runescape people), the game has been ruined forever. The game is good for a few days, but then it gets super annoying, boring, and hard to level up. But you can't stop.
Steve: "Wanna play Runescape?"
Bob: "Nah, it got too gay. Let's go smoke some pot instead."
Steve: "Good idea, Bob!"
runescape by Comrade 47 February 29, 2008

England Header Rule

Enough of this bullshit irony.

In Euro 2004, the only person Sol Campbell fouled to score his perfectly legitimate winning goal against Portugual (which was subsequently disallowed) was *his own team-mate* - i.e. John Terry.

Urs Meier the referee deserved everything he got after that.
The so-called "England Header Rule" is a cynical attempt to deny the achievements of our Football team.

Rule 637 

Real men don't talk to each other if the option of communication via other means is available. DO NOT QUESTION IT.
Guy #1: Why are we texting each other even though you're right next to me?
Guy #2: Rule 637
Guy #1: lulz ok
Rule 637 by nintendowii June 10, 2011

the simple power rule 

A mathematical rule useful for finding the derivative or instantaneous rate of change of a function that involves the form y = x^n. If n = 0, then the rate of change is zero, since any number x raised to the zero power is 1. To find the derivative when n is some other number other than 0, simply pull down the exponent n, multiply the entire function by n, then subtract 1 from the exponent after you pull n down and multiply. Basically:
1) y = x^n
2) y' = nx^n-1 (y' means take the derivative of the function with respect to x, so use the simple power rule!)

Piece of cake! One of the most helpful rules in calculus, because if you didn't have the simple power rule, then you would have to use the general form for a derivative, which takes alot longer than the method above.
Try these out! Just take the derivative as described above!

y = 3x^(-2)
y'= -6/(x^3)

y = 12x^0
y'= 0

y = 3x^(1/2)
y'= (3/2)x^(-1/2) or 3/2 times 1/squareroot of x

runescape 

Runescape an MMORPG. Repetitive, tedious, full of immature idiots, major waste of time, full of those without a boyfriend/ girlfriend, and my favorite....a game that sucks your soul out of your body and doesn't return it until you pay for their "members" scam.
ex. Hey wanna go out with me.
No I have to stay home and reach mining level 50.
This game is just like runescape, I mean it has all these n00bs on it.
I could save 5 dollars a month every month for 3 years, or I could just play members runescape...hmmmm...
I think I will quit school to play runescape and live in my mothers basement like other top players of various games namely runescape.
runescape by Greywolf1542 March 11, 2005

runescape 

a horrible game filled with 2 year old immature chumps begging, whoring, and generally being a jackass. the only reason you play is so you dont get harassed by some jackass that'll harass you even if you are his level. i'm not a hypocrite i've played 2 years and if you dont believe me look up homerman2.
Runescape is full of idiots so dont play it.
runescape by theamazingbender October 14, 2006

runescape 

A gay game full of nerds talking in 1337. Everyone brags how their own character is the best because they spend atleast 8 hours a day working on it. Leads u to no friends and homosexuality. Kids with out lives actually pay to play the game where they just sit for hours...making a toilet out of the computer chair...
person: Yo check out this weed i just bought.
runescaper: My herblore level isnt high enough. I'll go train some more
runescape by ben t December 28, 2005