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John Ryan

Noun

a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.
John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<
by karmaxxx May 17, 2022
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Ryan C

Guy: Hey Ryan

Ryan C: I'm Gay
by Norville Simp January 14, 2023
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Ryan

Big booty baseball player that thinks if he is good in a game he can get some hairy punani but sadly the truth is suck thick boys don’t last in this world especially in jail.Ryan is a name to describe an unbelievable faggot who only thinks of himself he loves to send dick pics to boys because he want to think as himself as the alpha but turns out he so flexible he sucks his own dick I know it’s crazy but believe suck a retard who falls Inlove with thots then get emotional stupid sometimes I think this nigga is a retard but in the day of the day he is just a wannabe Superman who thinks he can fight because he is stronger then other acting like I won’t lay his ass down and penetrate that thick ass leaving it like a glazed donut with chocolate sprinkles.Ryan think he slick too caught him deep throating 5 glizzys in one sitting saying he didn’t I have prove when he deepthroated me instead of going down the throat my dick went to his brain and I was full of boogers all over me and h sucked all the boogers out like a ant eater eats ants.last and for all don’t trust no Ryan he always wipe before he shits for his shit to come out good like df.
“Ryan told me last night he Gives the best head” He didn’t lie 😋
by What does these mean July 17, 2020
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A blowfish looking boy, who likes to play game all day in his room. And he gets bitches but is selfish so therefore he keep it lowkey so that his friend cant get a bite off it or judge him
Billy: (rubbed his dick against hung's leg) and is having an orgasm.

Hung: wow dude thats so fucking gay can you please stop.

Ryan: thats not gay, its how blowfish do their mating activities.

His friends: wow he's such a Ryan
by Chotu high asf April 19, 2017
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ryans synonyms include; retard, gyat, L rizz, ambatakum
by osaad January 4, 2024
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Ryan Kek

WHen the Ryan be Keckin, refers to Ryan Kek, the pseudonymous central figure of CTFU Universer, active between some time arouind 2015 and 2018 idk exactly
"hey dawg this Ryan be KECKIN" please bro put ctfu on cf bro please I beg you bring it back it's not how it used to be, we can rebuild it we can rebuild it we can rebuild him we can rebuild him we can revuild him we can rebuild him, Ryan Kek.
by Joe Bah February 24, 2023
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Ryan

A nice, good friend. You will always have a good time with him. Until he turns his back on you. If you are not one of the 'cool kids' in middle and/or high school, he will turn into a fucking asshole to you. He will betray you. Just try your best to avoid him after that because he will be a snoody, self obsessed jerk and not even his friends think he is the best person. (he is never the leader of his group of friends) but he still heavily judges everyone and will try to find things about people to pick on. However, there is the occasion where he may change back to how he was before. Maybe even be nicer to you.
Person 1: Hey look its that jerk Ryan
Person 2: He is not even that bad anymore.
by Veradun Dessel May 19, 2020
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