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March 11th

On March 11th, you will pick a hoodie and give it to your girlfriend. Your girlfriend will keep that hoodie as long as she wants.
by Obtuse Rubber Goose March 10, 2024
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March 16

National Hug and Love Day! Screw Valentine's Day. On this day, people must hug their crushes and besties. And if you don't have any, hug yourself byotch. Love your beautiful ass. But for those slayyers that do, hug that special person(s) and whisper into their ear, "I love you" or whatever the hell you want. But, it has to be nice even though I know some of ya'll bitches can't say nice things, hype your girls or boys up or your non-binaries up on this day. We all need it. Also people that are born on this day are freaking baddies and good-looking asf. They usually have a mole under their eye and a pretty smile.
"Gurl, you better hug M! Like rn, it's freaking March 16 make out or something!!"
by 2482dghfg4 March 5, 2022
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March 5

Wow its March 5 I guess I've got to flash Eric
by pterodactyl146 March 5, 2021
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March 14th

Pi Day
Rusev Day
And…
The Day That Krabs Fries!
March 14th is all those things
by What’s your handle321 March 14, 2024
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March 7th

Gf:guess what day it is!!
Bf:what is it?
Gf:it’s march 7th, kiss your significant other day!.
Bf:come kiss me on my hot mouth!!!
by I will kidnap you dkota March 5, 2024
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march 69th

assssssssssssss oops i mean a nice time that desnt exist
march 69thtrssssssssevewv5f45ewv89u5jkq897w4785v8974v58 is cool
by Orrinpants May 11, 2022
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