Iceberg Right Ahead!

A silly phrase shouted by a Titanic lookout when an iceberg was spotted

Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia

by Marker000 August 07, 2024

Spotter's Rights

When your spotting your mate at the gym, and he's just banged out 3 sets of 12. It is now well within your right to bang out 3 of your own

Guy 1: So I was spotting Tim at the gym the other day and he finished his sets and went off to train shoulders elsewhere
Guy 2: Mate you should have brought up Spotter's Rights...
Guy 1: Ah shit yeah, I forgot about that, Ill get him next time.

by JustSam2000 October 02, 2016

i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

by lemonpopeanuts March 28, 2023

she'll be right

Australian for "I don't care about your opinion"

Old mate: "Steve; your wife jut took the kids, your house is a shit hole, you haven't had a job in 20 years and you're just sitting on the couch drinking beer!"

Steve: "She'll be right mate"

by Galavenski May 01, 2022