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cappy hat

i gave the cat its favourite treats so it was a cappy hat.
by 0-0 0-0 December 14, 2021
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Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.
by TopHatBill May 26, 2022
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Hat

A thing worn by a whore or a big ol hunky country man.
#1 wow thats a whore shes got a hat.
#2 WOW THAT GUY IS HOT HES SO COUNTRY
by I AM CHECK NORRIS December 23, 2022
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Lying Hat

A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.
Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.
by ADGPlayz64 August 6, 2021
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Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom
Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.
by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021
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toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
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Cowboy hat

A certain type of hat that is wore by people who want to be fucked in the asshole
That gay dude over there just put on a cowboy hat
by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023
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