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Hat

An amazing girl, pretty body, skinny but with good boobs.
omg Hat boobs are really soft.
by Mmooommyy November 24, 2021
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Hard hat Friday

Every Friday of the week you can wear a hard hat. They are usually yellow and used in construction.
Dude it’s hard hat Friday, why are you not wearing yours?
by Lucc07 November 24, 2021
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"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day is a holiday on December 17th where everyone named Scott must wear a hat.
dude named Brian: Dude why are you wearing that hat
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok
by tim,, November 24, 2021
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hat

Can be used as a sfw slang to call someone an asshat. Similar to BS meaning bullshit.
Ron's going around being a dick again.
Here comes the boss keep it clean.
Ron you hat!
by JoJoUrbanLegend May 18, 2023
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Millions wear the hats

A joke tag made for posts about gnomes being real. Most commonly used in tandem to lightly make fun of disabilities at the posters expense.
Some people may be using the tag to spread Nazi rhetoric, although most do not use it in this context.
Person 1: A gnome is invading my garden
Person 2 millions wear the hats

(We are both schizophrenic)
by Murie111 May 21, 2023
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Red Maga Hat

A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.

The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!

And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
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African Hat Trick

when a girl sucks off three black cocks in a single session
That skanky cheerleader is known for dishing out African hat tricks after the games.
by Smegmid June 11, 2023
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