by 0-0 0-0 December 14, 2021

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

by I AM CHECK NORRIS December 23, 2022

by ADGPlayz64 August 6, 2021

by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023
