Ghetto

People names mike

Mike is ghetto

by Hejsoxksms August 26, 2023

Ghetto Sectional

A type of couch that is created when one pushes an office chair, dining room chair, etc. up against the front of a couch to rest one's feet on.

Ah... I've got my cheese puffs, the MLP: FIM Season 1 DVD, and I just made a ghetto sectional. It's on.

by Percival Sweetwater II September 23, 2011

Ghetto Brilliant

This is when someone puts together a very questionable but hilarious idea and it has been shown that they have put a lot of thought and planning behind it.

An example of Ghetto Brilliant would be tricking people into buying alcohol for a party that you are having, but they really think they are buying it for another purpose.

by Chod-Master September 30, 2010

Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.

"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question

"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"

by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020

ghetto grass

Terrible cannabis grown in the ghetto. It's cheap, but anybody who smokes it has an IQ under 40

Dude, this tastes like rust! Why the F**K would you sell me ghetto grass!

by JihadiMama4u July 24, 2017

The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022