Ethan I am pretty sure is not human. He looks like sid the sloth from ice age. he thinks hes funny but no one laughs at him and hes just a sad twat in the corner. he smells and has dirty finger nails
ethan: "look at me im shacking the toilet door because im really funny"
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*
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If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.
Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.
If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.
Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.
If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.
Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls
Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.
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