Someone that talks trash about a golf match that he agreed to and then the morning off magically has plans. This person also tends to attempt to change the subject when talking trash and takes back most things he says.
by Bamafan17 January 3, 2021
Get the Daniel Taylormug. Ravenous and energetic, Daniel is the kind of guy to point out that personality is independent of a name and start a half hour discussion on the obsession of humans drawing nonexistent connections. It can start a half hour discussion on just about anything. It'll answer "I'm better than okay" when asked if it's okay (which happens often). It claims to be "more sane than sanity" whatever that means. Neither a conformist nor a contrarian, and not even much of an individual, its intellectual flavor is best described as surpassing its own nature. Daniel is loud and dynamic. Can provide moderately stimulating entertainment for moderate amounts of time. Can provide mind shifting discussion for a very long time. Very simple person, either an intellectual philosopher deep in thought or a instinct-driven hedonist going mad from desire with little in between. Incredibly strong willed intellectually, weak willed everywhere else. Has an accidentally deranged smile that it shows everyone, has a truly perverted smile that it shows only its closest friends. Likes playing jokes like writing definitions about itself. Will gladly (under appropriate circumstances) become an item of furniture, and can become so, so much more. The kind of guy to ask you a question not because it wants to know the answer, but to get you to reevaluate your own understanding of truth. Never loses a debate, never wins anything else. Half life: (~8-∞) decades. If you know Daniel, then you know someone named Daniel.
"Are you okay, are you insane, Daniel?" -Example Human A
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel
by Enlightened Chair November 23, 2021
Get the Danielmug. He is a typical tired boy who doesn't want to celebrate his 30th birthday with his friends. He is a true friend but he doesn't show it. He likes motorbikes and Juventus. His friends love him anyway.
by Ave Mario November 24, 2021
Get the Danielemug. by Daddy19449 November 28, 2021
Get the junior danielmug. A very obese kid that is underaged and is also very stupid. he thinks he's the main character, but he's not. bro cannot pull da ladies. He tries to tickle people when they fight him. He lost a fight to a kid that is six inches shorter than him over Halloween candy. He can consistently get dropped by a kid that is 30 pounds lighter than him. He a really sad boi.
by Walter the Crackah November 21, 2023
Get the Danielmug. Daniel Timmes is the name of a Huge Plugger Nigger who when jumps makes the ground shake. when he stands still he makes sinkholes in the ground from the floor falling below him.
"Earthquake happens"
girl 1: OH MY GOD! Why is the ground shaking??!
girl 2: I think Daniel Timmes jumped!
girl 1: OH MY GOD! Why is the ground shaking??!
girl 2: I think Daniel Timmes jumped!
by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024
Get the Daniel Timmesmug. by Adrianthenoob November 9, 2020
Get the Danielmug.