getting candy canned

When you're craving that "certain" type of candy so you ask your boyfriend to fuck you with a candy cane

Jen loves getting candy canned by her boyfriend! It's even more fun when he lets her candy cane him as well!

by Javabooks25 December 5, 2023

Strange candy

When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter

I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

atm candy

An escort.

Did you see Jack last night? The girl he had on his arm was hot!
Yeah, Jack likes showing up with ATM candy.

by anonymous December 17, 2023

dirty cendyra

A fake bitch her gets her fishy smelly pussy ate out by a stanky homeless guy/girl. Then he takes his dick out and grabs a banana and shoes it up her ass.

did u hear jack caught a girl getting a dirty cendyra behind a dumster

by Dybas January 28, 2024

Cotton Candy

A technique of fingering. Sticking one's fingers in a vagina and swirling it around. The swirling motion is meant to be similar to that of making cotton candy. When you make cotton candy, you put a stick in the machine and swirl it around, collecting all the melted sugar and forming cotton candy. The finger in the vagina swirls around like that stick. It isn't trying to collect any cotton candy, so don't get the wrong idea.

Talking about a hot guy:
"He's so fine, he could cotton candy me any day!"

by huntycuntress February 8, 2024

Scotch Candyland

1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.

2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.

Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.

"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "

by FLSqueezed February 27, 2024

Christmas candy

OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?

Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024