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Son of a biscuit eater

A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.

Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.
That “son of a biscuit eater” has run off with his tramp again.
by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023
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Baked as a biscuit

Grandma found my special cake and now she's baked as a biscuit.
by FlyHigh007 March 22, 2024
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Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned

2. “Damn
Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”

You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
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Butter my biscuit

To cum in between a woman’s 2 ass cheeks (like they are delicious biscuits) during sex
Ugh Matt butter my biscuit please
by xoxolanafan July 8, 2024
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Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.
Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!
by Foot fungus February 6, 2025
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Liquid for your biscuits

It means something is not that deep and you shouldn't sweat it.

Similar to "don't cry over spilled milk"
"chill out it's just liquid for your biscuits"
"Don't worry it's just liquid for your biscuits"
by MrJaeSword February 28, 2026
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A variation of 'Don't get me started'. Possibly originated from the YouTuber Carter Folian.
Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Oh, don't get my biscuit buttered with that.
by V1nny_211 March 16, 2026
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