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Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.
Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
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burning anvil

The Burning Anvil is similar to Hammer 'n Anvil but is specific to anal sex. The term is most often associated with a British homosexual male roughly penetrating (usually without consent) a heterosexual male that they have targeted for victimization.
If you aren't careful when laying down in the wheat field, Dan will sneak up on you and you will be the victim of a burning anvil attack. For the sake of your anal virginity don't lay around in the field.
by Cum Goblins July 3, 2021
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Burning People

Burning someone is when you have a STD and than sleep with someone to transfer the STD to them. It's called burning because when you pee, if you have a STD, it likely will burn.
"Girl guess what, I got burnt by my boyfriend!"
"Damn bitch, that nigga stay burning people, I tried to warn you"
by theysuck_me596969 November 22, 2025
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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Mississippi rope burn

when you put your phallus between your partners ass and seesaw it untill her or his ass has burn marks
my partner has been annoying. ima give her a Mississippi rope burn
by sammache August 31, 2025
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Peyton burns

Sucks at skating and had a cute freind name Morgan
by Aydenante October 16, 2021
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Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.
"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"
by Kume39 November 13, 2015
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