Bear Holding a Shark

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.

The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!

by Schooldick September 21, 2017

texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission

Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action

by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017

Bloody Polar Bear

When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo

John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night

Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw

by Bucknasty Bizzy February 22, 2011

Tehidy Bear Picnic

Where a group of men and women meet in the woods to partake in sexual acts with food. In particular, communally jizzing into a French stick then inserting it into each other's anal cavities.

The group headed down to the Tehidy Bear Picnic, making sure they stopped to restock their supplies of French stick at the local corner shop on the way

by Doggin_Is_Life February 22, 2019

bad news bears

a phrase used in response to bad news or situations.

The Royal Tenenbaums isn't playing tonight? Bad news bears :(

by Bungalow Bill December 16, 2001

menacing teddy bear

someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.

guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it

guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door

guy1) uh, yeah no problem...

guy2) thanks

guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear

by noneofyourconcern72 July 3, 2011

Backwards Koala Bear

A sex position perfected by the Aussies, the Backwards Koala Bear involves a fursuit and lots of eucalyptus leaves. One must also speak only in an Australian accent until orgasm is achieved.

Kyle was a master of the Backwards Koala Bear until his liver gave out.

by IWDFF January 14, 2010