Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.

Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.

by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019

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max is a fucking dickhead and hes annoying and he also sucks dick

“max is gay”

by cumcookie110 December 29, 2022

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Max

A horny ass bush goblin who likes to tell people he wants to fuck them

Max shut the fuck up

by Ilovewilliamafton June 7, 2022

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a wonderful man, very masculine man, a straight guy, loving and compassionate guy, a man who makes sure he brings the money to the table to take care of his obligations and some, a man who loves Chrissy very much and wants to marry her, one of the good ones and he's all mine, ladies man and with that being said ladies keep your hands off because he is very taken, a very open man and his openness is a strength of his, his openness keeps him from missing out on life's little drama shows from Chrissy because if he did not think openly he probably wouldn't be with her, Max loves a lady for who she is inside just the way god made her and loves all her perfect imperfections.
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Max is one of the good ones and he's all mine., I've never seen someone who loves a girl quite like Max does Chrissy., Max has all the great qualities that any girl could ever ask for., Max is just a wonderful human being., If more guys were like Max this world would be a better place!

by chrsissy73 March 23, 2022

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-maxxing

Internet slang suffix that means maximizing a certain aspect of one's life. Comes from "minmaxxing", a term for extracting the maximum output from the minimum input.

In light of this, I have been fertility-maxxing for the last few months.

by meluvcheese June 12, 2024

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