Jacob

Jacob is a cute and sexy man. He has a 12 incher and can fuck u hard i mean hard!!

Jacob is sexy

by UrbanDictionary._com November 29, 2018

Jacob Kawana

A super Stylish and Sexy celebrity girl

Jacob Kawana stole my husband

by AbbeyHault November 20, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is a kind, fun, loving person who you can trust with anything and everything... He's smart and always makes you smile... hes misjudged and is never prejudice. Those who know him know he's an amazing friend who you can talk to and confide in... Jacob is someone who you love hanging out with. He makes you feel loved and good about yourself... he would rather take a bullet himself than let someone he loves die...jacobs are awesome go find yourself a Jacob!!!!

"I wish I had myself a jacob"

by Crazy🙃 June 13, 2018

Jacob

A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.

Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?

Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay

Guy one: it’s still gay bro..

Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.

by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019

Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.

Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.

by Lipid January 7, 2022

jacob

little shit head

jacob is a terrible human and should die.

by Fap lord 42069 March 7, 2020

Jacob McGuigan

Jacob is a stunning man, seen as a father to some and a best friend to all, this 105lb man will beat the living wheels off you if you dare speak word of anyone he loves. Jacob is a hard worker who never backs down, he is always ready to drop the mitts on the ice or throw the biscuit top cheese. this guy is a all around BEAST and all aspire to some day be as great as him.

*Someone chirps isla rose*
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
"holy shit that guy just got Jacob McGuiganed to fuck"

by Taintlickerwafflekicker May 20, 2022