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A Salisbury Socking

Essential to performing this manoeuvre, is doggy. Eat a shit tonne of food, preferably spicy, then shit in a sock. Just prior to the fabled finish, swing the sock around you’re head, gather momentum, and thwack that socky shit around the back of her head.
John to girl: I’m about to cum

Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING

John: ok

Example 2:

Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life

John: nice
by The Socker September 24, 2020
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Tight Sock

slang for condom which has been spunked in
I'd like to force a tight sock on your head
by isotype January 13, 2011
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White Sock Plot

Any attempt made to intentionally embarrass yourself or others through your physical appearance while on stage during a performance.
Spiking your hair completely ridiculously with glue or wearing white socks while wearing a tuxedo or black suit on stage. Hence "White Sock Plot."
by Tenorman December 4, 2010
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Socked

The act of running up behind someone and covering their dick with a sock. Gay term founded in 1800s
That lad right there just got socked
by anonymous December 9, 2024
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moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult
dude, that last game was so moss sock
by konii February 27, 2021
mugGet the moss sockmug.

Grippy Sock GF

by Uga Dooga Woo April 10, 2024
mugGet the Grippy Sock GFmug.

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