1) Monty Python: A hand grenade forged to smite the powers of evil. Instructions: Pull pin, count to three, throw.
2) Worms: MOST POWERFUL WEAPON EVER. Or at least the coolest. A parody of the Monty Python weapon, the holy hand grenade is an awesome weapon which shouldn't be reckoned with.
2) Worms: MOST POWERFUL WEAPON EVER. Or at least the coolest. A parody of the Monty Python weapon, the holy hand grenade is an awesome weapon which shouldn't be reckoned with.
1)And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large...
2) wURmz_Masta: i totly pwned u wit tht holy hand grenade. haha
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large...
2) wURmz_Masta: i totly pwned u wit tht holy hand grenade. haha
by Lyrax February 25, 2005
Get the Holy Hand Grenade mug.Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.
Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.
Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.
Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"
by Holden5986 December 18, 2012
Get the Dick in my hand mug.When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.
When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Dick in Your Hand mug."Hand me downs" are items, usually clothing, that's passed down from one person to another. It's especially common growing up in a poor/lower middle class family, where your older brother/sister gave you their clothes when they grew out of them.
My mom said I would grow out of this shirt size in a year, so she gave me my brother's hand me downs.
by letshaveapizzaparty February 13, 2015
Get the hand me downs mug.A legendary meme, one of the few speculated to have been directly graced by the hands of creation itself. Many will attempt to use this phrase primarily in reference to the Biking maneuver, in which an individual will remove both of their hands from the handle bars and proceed to (impressively) pilot their vehicle. Like most memes, the true power of this phrase lies in the awareness/intellect of the person observing it - and the intent of the user. To truly begin to understand such a powerful, seemingly subjective string of words, one must understand the implications of the phrase.
... Basically, it takes a certain level of intelligence and creativity to find humor/joy in such meaningless words. A certain child-like purity, I suppose. There's something... incredible, about taking control of a systems design, a system designed for organization/ease of use, intentionally misusing it, and acquiring a purely aesthetic result. Words alone can't describe it, and unfortunately this post could never do it justice. All I can do is try to point you, the viewer, in the right direction (or lack thereof). Just like the rest of existence, we TRY to make sense of it, but inevitably... who knows?
... Basically, it takes a certain level of intelligence and creativity to find humor/joy in such meaningless words. A certain child-like purity, I suppose. There's something... incredible, about taking control of a systems design, a system designed for organization/ease of use, intentionally misusing it, and acquiring a purely aesthetic result. Words alone can't describe it, and unfortunately this post could never do it justice. All I can do is try to point you, the viewer, in the right direction (or lack thereof). Just like the rest of existence, we TRY to make sense of it, but inevitably... who knows?
"Look ma, no hands!" - Every kid ages 4-11 years old who just learned about stabilization on a bicycle
"Look mum, no Hans!" - British soldiers, really wildin on German infantry in the World Wars
"Look mom, no legs!" - Lt. Dan, Forrest Gump
"Look mom, no hands!" - You, realizing that all of existence is a joke and actually using your telekinetic powers
"I'm all head and shoulders, 'cause I've got no body!" - Me, after popping wheelies off the wall with no hands, in a jet.
Yep.
A frickin' jet.
... Wanna see some tricks?
"Look mum, no Hans!" - British soldiers, really wildin on German infantry in the World Wars
"Look mom, no legs!" - Lt. Dan, Forrest Gump
"Look mom, no hands!" - You, realizing that all of existence is a joke and actually using your telekinetic powers
"I'm all head and shoulders, 'cause I've got no body!" - Me, after popping wheelies off the wall with no hands, in a jet.
Yep.
A frickin' jet.
... Wanna see some tricks?
by WheelieRetarded August 17, 2019
Get the Look ma, no hands! mug.The act of kissing a girl after she has recently given someone oral sex. most common at highschool parties.
"You hear about that party this weekend? My boy D Money kissed some chick 45 minutes after she gave Jamal head. It was a tragic case of Second-Hand Pipe"
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