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poop chute

A more friendly way of saying asshole
Ass=poop, hole=chute
What a poop chute.
Poop chute!
by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006
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Bizarro Pooping

Tom: "Hey where'd all my shit go?"
Larry: "Meryl was bizarro pooping again!"
Tom: "Merrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyl!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I liked the poop so much, I bizarro pooped right back up dere!"

The toilet wouldn't flush after I pooped, so I had to bizarro poop it, so no one would know about my horrible problem!
by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008
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Poop leg

A condition that can develop when someone is either born without an anus, or has their anus removed, necessitating the retouting of their bowels to their legs, which slowly fill with the accumulating poop. When one leg is full, the second begins the process of accumulation. This results in massive, lumpy, fold-ridden legs.
Since Wanda lost her anus, she has had to re-learn how to walk with her massive poop legs.
by Fast Reggie June 15, 2013
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love poop

When two people who love each other find themselves pooping excessively around the same time.
They were so in love they had love poops.
by guest25 June 26, 2017
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dryer poop

Residue collected in a clothes dryer's lint trap. Word has it, that this poop is the result of a dryer's consumption of a single sock. Normally, the sock's mate is left untouched, causing consternation to the sock's owner.

May also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest--chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.
Gawd, look at all this red dryer poop....where the heck is my other red sock!?
Did you fish my chapstick out of the dryer poop? I left it in my pocket again.
Ooo, $1 bill in the dryer poop. Free coke for me!
by thekelty January 14, 2010
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Eye-poop

Eye-poop originates from danish. An eye-poop is a thing so ugly to the eye that it should be removed from the public scene.

An eye-poop is a human-made thing and does not include animals/people.
Look at that building, that's a real eye-poop.
by oddpony October 15, 2010
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poop-on-bathmat

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat
by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010
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