Tom

retard.

"Oh look at that retard over there!"
"Do you mean Tom?"

by Maesterrr November 22, 2021

Proper Tom james

A boy who thinks he is a man and enjoys getting people sacked.

You’re a proper Tom James you!

by LCP84 November 13, 2021

tom mardy

the only person I know that could make me question my sexuality with a big pp

wow I really want to kiss that girl
wait no I want tom mardy instead

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

Tall Tough Tom

They are an absolute unit and a have an even bigger pp.

Matty is a tall tough Tom

by Tall Tough Tom February 26, 2022

Tom Brady

The cheating QB that Eli Manning beat in two Super Bowls lol.

Remember when Tom Brady deliberate deflated footballs to beat the Colts in the AFC championship in 2014?

by 9/27/21 September 12, 2021

Tom-Sladin

A person who is highly likely to be getting girls like every 2 weeks. The person may throw parties everyday.

Highly likely to drink before a test. Also a person who may become famous in the future and will give free tickets to his friend. A person who will be the next Leonardo DiCaprio.

My friend is a Tom-Sladin.

by Sandaru kangaroo March 17, 2019

Tom

Tom broke Poppy’s heat on Wednesday because he wanted to have some space away from her but he made his friend Liam brake up her for him

“Liam” Tom said
“Yes” Liam said
“Can you break poppy up for me” Tom said
“Ok” Liam said

by TTV_TGP February 29, 2020